Tag: One Piece

purghhappenings:

Zoro: Come on sir, the math thing isn’t the problem. This gloomy islands keeping you and Red hair apart. You just need to bone.

Perona: *chuckles nervously*

Mihawk: What did you say?

Perona: dont say it again.

Zoro: I said you two need to bone.

Perona: *whimpers*

Mihawk slowly raising his voice: How… dare you, Roronoa Zoro. I am your mentor!

Mihawk storms off and five minutes later emerges from his room: BONE!

Ten minutes after that Mihawk: What happens in my bedroom is none of your business.

Twenty minutes later: BONE!!?

Forty minutes later Mihawk calmly says: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.

thestrawhatsneedhelp:

Nami: You’re making me really really nervous with that box cutter. I’m gonna be really brutally honest, if one of you cut yourself with the box cutter I would laugh, and I won’t feel bad about it until later. I won’t feel bad immediately, but, like, when I get home I’ll think “maybe I shouldn’t have laughed”

Zoro: You only have to feel bad if someone actually dies

Nami: Well, if it’s a serious injury I’ll feel bad. If they’re spurting blood I’ll feel bad, unless they’re spurting bloon on me, then I’ll be like “oh come on”