Tag: One Piece

thestrawhatsneedhelp:

Chopper: *rolling around in his rolley chair*

Chopper: I need a stationary chair I can’t control myself

thestrawhatsneedhelp:

Nami: You need protective gear. People have gotten their thumbs cut off before

Zoro: Well I’m not stupid. If they want to cut their thumbs off, fine, but I’m not that dumb

Sanji: I can’t wait for the day Zoro cuts his thumb off

thestrawhatsneedhelp:

Sanji about Germa: It’s a horrible place. You don’t see trees for god’s sakes. You don’t see the sky. But everywhere you go you’re afraid of getting mugged

Zoro: That’s the fun, though. You get an adrenaline rush just walking down the street

thestrawhatsneedhelp:

*back at the Baratie, when Sanji was 17*

Sanji: I’m gonna scream

A friend: Don’t… actually you’re so quiet, maybe I’ll actually get to hear you for once

Sanji: We’ve got a function and everyone’s asking me about food and transportation and housing

Friend: That’s not your responsibility. The adults should be doing that

Sanji: It’s my job now… We’ve also got a new restaurant group going with us and the head chef keeps asking me all kinda of stuff about it

Friend: Who put you in charge of this? You’re a kid

Sanji: I don’t know!!

…

Sanji: It would be easier if the adults would respond to me

thestrawhatsneedhelp:

Robin: Let’s talk about the government… in this book

Luffy: No, let’s talk about the government now

Robin: If we talked about today’s government we’d be going all day