Robin can you tell Zoro to stop being misogynistic and stupid?

– Nami

usopp: hey zoro!

zoro: usopp! i can’t talk right now, im muscle training. i have to put my heart and soul into it so i can get stronger. there’s no time to be distracted. training, training, training. nothing else.

usopp: you should come play with me instead

zoro: okay

luffyshirou:

luffy: hey sanji, have you seen usopp anywhere?

sanji: he’s sleeping upstairs

luffy: oh alright thanks *walks away*

sanji: where are you going?

luffy: to go wake him up

sanji: what? why? usopp’s tired let him rest

luffy: i would love to but there’s this totally rad bug in the front yard so i want to show it to him

sanji: can’t you do that later?

luffy: hmmm… no.

sanji: god luffy leave him alone and just wait till he wakes up

luffy: NO. i promise you that usopp would rather me wake up him up now instead of waiting for later

sanji: really?

luffy: no doubt

sanji: fine whatever do what you must

luffy: i knew you would see it my way

sanji: just leave!!!!!!

luffy: already ahead of you! *runs towards the stairs* USOPP WAKE UP! THERE’S THIS COOL FUCKING BUG OUTSIDE! YOU HAVE TO SEE IT! GET OUT OF BED ALREADY AND LETS GO!!!!

sanji: i REALLY should have seen that one coming…

luffyshirou:

“All water tastes the same.”

– Roronoa Zoro

luffyshirou:

nami: zoro thinks all water tastes the same so obviously we can’t trust him

sanji: couldn’t have said it better myself

luffyshirou:

usopp: hey zoro have you seen sanji anywhere? i can’t seem to find him

zoro: um, yeah… about that. he’s in his room smoking and listening to phil collins in the dark… we should probably leave him alone

shishisart:

here’s a preview of the piece I made for @grandlinegirlszine! I got the chance to draw Rouge, who’s one of my absolute all time favourite One Piece women, so I was very hyped to be working on it. this zine’s going to be a real treat, so keep an eye out for it ^^

gostraightzoro:

‘’ That kind of thing… You only find out by living…“

Foreshadowing, a concept brought to you by Eiichiro Oda

luffysflipflops:

Remember when Rocinante explained that the family of the D was considered the natural enemis of the Gods ? ( = 神の天敵 Kami no Tenteki)

Well back in chapter 279, Luffy, a member of the family of D, was Eneru’s ( so God himself) natural enemy since he was immune to his devil fruit’s power

ielline:

I’ll swim and sail on savage seas
With never a fear of drawning
And gladly ride the waves of life
If you would marry me

No scorching sun nor freezing cold
Will stop me on my journey
If you will promise me your heart
And love me for eternity

My dearest one, my darling dear
Your mighty words astound me
But I’ve no need for mighty deeds
When I feel your arms aroud me

But I would bring you rings of gold
I’d even sing you poetry (oh, would you?)
And I would keep you from all harm
If you would stay beside me

I have no use for rings of gold
I care not for your poetry
I only want your hand to hold
I only want you near me

To love and kiss to sweetly hold
For the dancing and the dreaming
Through all life’s sorrows
And delights
I’ll keep your laugh inside me
I’ll swim and sail a savage seas
With never a fear of drowning
I’d gladly ride the waves so white
And you will marry me! (x)