"Don't you feel anything? They were our friends! You killed.. friends from our Village..Doesn't your heart hurt?" "If you don't shut up, I'll kill you."
I have no doubt that if Kurama from “Reverse” by @blackkatmagic came across Harry Potter or any other orphan that he’d snatch them right up, so here a picture of that. Again I’m absolutely sorry about the poor (horrible & disgusting) resolution of the picture but please enjoy the fruits of my labor ^_^
Kurama as the ultimate Mother Hen is so dangerous tho, it makes me want to cross over him with ALL the sad kids…… Voldemort summons a demon. Gets Kurama. Gets punched in the face. Kurama sees the TORTURED KID TIED TO A TOMBSTONE AND THE DEAD KID ON THE GROUND. Kurama goes ballistic. Both HP and Kurama go back to Hogwarts and get to know each other. Kurama learns about the VERY disturbing similarities about HP and Naruto. Dumbledore gets punched in the face. Snape gets punched in the face(½
Kurama slaps a seal on Harry because horcrux~pseudo jinchuuriki. With voldie dead plenty of time to destroy the rest of the horcrux. Magic eventually snaps back Kurama to his world. Bonus if Harry Sirius and Remus go with him. (2/2) double bonus for Fudge getting punched in the face. Triple for gaara Harry bonding.
just your daily reminder that sasusaku is like the worst ship that ever exists to this date:
it’s canon that sasuke left right after the war and let sakura raise sarada by herself (source)
it’s canon that sakura’s not happy and kishi thinks of divorcing them (source)
it’s canon that sasuke hasn’t kissed sakura once to this date (source)
it’s canon that kishi planned to write out the scene with karin and suigetsu where she talks about ‘not being sarada’s mother’, but he decided otherwise, said it’d sound too contrived and decided to leave it to the readers imagination, which also includes whether karin is the real mother or not since he didn’t specify what exactly he was talking about (source)
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