“Who do you ship Sasuke with–”
Happiness. Genuine happiness. A life free of stress or the expectations of others. A Sasuke who knows when he can say no and when he can leave, a Sasuke who won’t be tied down, a Sasuke who is stable and whole and not living out of guilt and a debt he thinks he owes.
Tag: naruto
ok, so I heard this was from the end of sasuke’s new novel, and it was sakura’s line:
“I’m gonna chase you whether you like it or not.”
and here’s what I heard after reading such a sentence, what that line tells me:
“i’’m gonna force you to be with me, whether you like it or not.”
I swear if all the Naruto character’s were gender switched, sakura would be getting called out for her horrible behavior towards both sasuke and Naruto on the spot.
Too bad this fandom is full of disgusting, self-insert hypocrites that do nothing but try to justify the end pairings.
I’m baffled how anyone would even consider justifying Sakura’s awful behavior or yell “sexism!!!!” when people point out she is fucking creepy and gross towards Sasuke.
That Awkward Moment when You are reading Sasuke Jinraiden and he flicks the forehead of the first random OC he comes across….
Tell me something , did he just give something “ better than a kiss” to a random child in his novel….. LMAO. Sakura and her delusions , they never get old.
The fact that Sakura can say she’d be just as alone as Sasuke if he left her is still so disgusting and disrespectful to me. She has friends and A FAMILY that she totally takes for granted. Sasuke lost his entire clan to include his family and you’re comparing that to losing a boy who thinks you’re outright annoying? A boy you know pretty much nothing about? Okay Sakura.
What’s worse is that Sakura fans think she truly loves him!!! Beside the villains that are supposed to be portrayed as selfish and awful she is the 1. most selfish and awful character in the entire Naruto series. She doesn’t even try to understand how Sasuke and Naruto feel. She just mindlessly says whatever she wants and doesn’t think about how it affects others. I’m convinced that Kishimoto’s editors pushed him to make Sauske and Sakura canon because nothing about their relationship screams amazing. Their relationship is literally so bland and rushed.
sasukes canonically gay because no straight person has the ego to waltz into a kage summit thinking they could beat the five most powerful ninja in the great nations with nothing but their shitty vision, lightning, the element of surprise, and a fashionable entourage
one thing that really bugs me is that orochimaru saw naruto, knew who his parents were, knew he was the jinchuuriki, messed with his seal, but didn’t say a thing about how konoha did naruto dirty?? didn’t spill the beans to mock his former teacher and current hokage??? didn’t offer naruto, this chakra powerhouse with the strongest bijuu living inside him, anything at all??? wasted opportunity
As a kid I assumed Kurenai was part of a distinct genjutsu clan bc of her eyes/outfit and then nothing ever happened with her… Like her dad and daughter both got the eye thing why not make it a clan thing kishimoto
REAL! WHY DOES KISHIMOTO HATE WOMEN!
Tbh when I first saw her I thought she was an Uchiha because all I knew about them was that they had red eyes sometimes. And i thought she must be super powerful and that’s why hers were red all the time. Needless to say I was sorely disappointed
gaara usually takes sand baths but he will do a Real Boy Bath if it means he gets to spend time with nart (and get his hair turned into sour cream)
This is my first time making a prompt so I hope this is what you were asking for. For your Ides of March prompts: Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura time travel to the Warring Clans Era during the fight with Kaguya, wind up deaged in the process. Decide to save the future by taking out Zetsu. Couple years pass and Team Seven encounters the Uchiha. Sasuke who canon looks like Izuna gets mistaken for one of Madara and Izuna’s dead brothers. Team Seven focus and family feels.
(Does anybody feel like crying today? I feel like we all need to have a good cry. I’m going to make you all cry so HARD.)
Team Seven was together again, fighting side-by-side-by-side the way it always should have been. They were at their strongest when they were together, and when Obito returned to them, taking Kakashi-sensei’s outstretched hand as another member of Konoha’s Team Seven, it seemed like it would be enough to win. In another world, maybe it was enough. In another lifetime, maybe they won, maybe Kaguya was beaten.
Battles can be won or lost in a heartbeat.
Reality was broken around them, warped by Kaguya’s powers. Up was backwards and down was sideways. Sasuke was laid out after being hit, Sakura holding him together with stubborn grit and the needlepoint precision of her chakra control, Naruto struggling to give them the time they needed to get back on their feet. They all saw Kaguya’s next attack coming, but Sasuke was paralyzed, Sakura was wrist deep in his guts, and Naruto, stubborn, stalwart Naruto, would rather die in their place than dodge for the sake of his own survival.
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