purghhappenings:

purghhappenings:

Law: why is straw hat-ya rolling around on the ground screaming?

Usopp: oh he was eating pop rocks and I dared him to drink some cola.

Law: and he thought it would end well?

Luffy: it’s like fireworks in my mouth!

In addition to this:

Robin: why is chopper rolling around on the ground screaming?

Law: well he saw luffy doing it and said and i quote “it can’t be that bad luffy” so Usopp dared him to do it…

Usopp: and we’ve come full circle

purghhappenings:

Nami: navy’s here! Give us a coup de burst franky!

Franky: there’s no cola!

Nami: what the hell do you mean no cola! Zoro got it at the last port!

Zoro: yeah before y’all start you asked me at the ungodly hour of 2:30 p.m. to get cola AND watch luffy. It was one or the other.

Nami: you’re telling me- you know what it could be worse we could be out of food.

Sanji bursts out from the kitchen: we’re fucked luffy ate everything!

Nami:…. fuck it raid the navy

Monster trio: yay a raid!