Nami: navy’s here! Give us a coup de burst franky!
Franky: there’s no cola!
Nami: what the hell do you mean no cola! Zoro got it at the last port!
Zoro: yeah before y’all start you asked me at the ungodly hour of 2:30 p.m. to get cola AND watch luffy. It was one or the other.
Nami: you’re telling me- you know what it could be worse we could be out of food.
Sanji bursts out from the kitchen: we’re fucked luffy ate everything!
Nami:…. fuck it raid the navy
Monster trio: yay a raid!