Tag: One Piece

purghhappenings:

Luffy: OW!

Law: What?

Luffy: He scratched me.

Law: It is a wild animal.

Luffy quietly: no kisses… No! No scratching, just kisses.

Luffy: no no! Rude, rude…. there we go. Good boy. Don’t worry guys i got him.

Law: That is a whole ass lion.

Luffy: He’s trained now.

Nami: You can’t keep him.

Luffy: Awwwww…. How come Law can keep a polar bear?!

Nami: Law is a warlord and his own captain. Plus it’d eat all your meat.

Luffy: Sorry Lion, you gotta go.

Law: … *sighs*

purghhappenings:

Luffy: Oh no Sabo… what do we do?

Sabo: What do you mean?

Luffy: Your the smart one, what do we do?

Sabo: Oh fuck uh WWAD.

Luffy: What does that stand for??

Sabo: What Would Ace Do?

Luffy: ????

Sabo: I don’t fuckin know!

Sabo and Luffy: ACEEE!!!!

Ace on the other side of the door staring into an nonexistent camera as he holds the door shut with a shit eating grin: I don’t know what to do! It won’t open!

nerdenclaw:

Usopp: Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

Chopper: I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

Luffy: *leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about.

Nami: *leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorise natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst.

Franky: Consider the coconut.

Brook: This reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

Robin: I love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.