purghhappenings:

Luffy: OW!

Law: What?

Luffy: He scratched me.

Law: It is a wild animal.

Luffy quietly: no kisses… No! No scratching, just kisses.

Luffy: no no! Rude, rude…. there we go. Good boy. Don’t worry guys i got him.

Law: That is a whole ass lion.

Luffy: He’s trained now.

Nami: You can’t keep him.

Luffy: Awwwww…. How come Law can keep a polar bear?!

Nami: Law is a warlord and his own captain. Plus it’d eat all your meat.

Luffy: Sorry Lion, you gotta go.

Law: … *sighs*