I know you said how zoro is always very calm and collected, but do you think that when someone he loves more than anything gets threatened or kidnapped, he could snap and get overwhelmed by his feelings to save them?

blenheims:

That is…not a bad question 😀

For starters there already have been two certain people for whom Zoro undoubtly cares for, that have been ‘taken against their actual will and held hostage’, Sanji and Robin

Still, that was his reaction when finding out Robin sacrificed herself for them.

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And this after he found out about the Sanji deal.  

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worried yes, incredibly emotional, close to tears…big no.

The thing is tho, that they’re both not the best examples because A) Zoro is closer to Chopper, Luffy and Brook for instance and B) Sanji and Robin are two grown ass adults that made the conscious decision to go to their possible tormentors for the sake of their crew.

Yet..imagining Zoro to go berserk because he’s so angry and cannot think straight…does not really feel like him, much less after the time skip.

Even when he sacrificed himself for Luffy (if you don’t think that Luffy along with Chopper and Kuina is the most important person in the world to Zoro you have to fight me) he was all calm and thought things through.

Zoro is not an aggressive person that can get overwhelmed by his emotions, yes I know people are going to point to his enemies he dealt with in quite a…violent way.

But brutality doesn’t equal aggressiveness and lack or restraint, Zoro brutalizing his opponents is a decision he makes right before he attacks them, they’re has not been one point where he was so furious he was unable to hold back, he is able to hold back, he chooses not to and go all wide eyed and evil grinning on his opponents.

Sanji tho,

Sanji yes yes yes absolutely Sanji is just like you have described in your ask, Sanji is nowhere near as brutal or violent as Zoro but he completely lacks restraint sometimes.

When Sanji gets angry he attacks his opponents without thinking twice and is only concerned with the asshole he is attacking/the person he is avenging or protecting with that.

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Sanji was not able to keep his cool, his fury overode his common sense and he lashed out completely without thinking twice.

He was overwhelmed by his emotions.

So yeah coming back to your ask Zoro is unlikely to go crazy out of anger, while it sounds very much like Sanji

Sanji may be analytically and tactically gifted and seems to be cool mostly yet he is the one who is hotheaded and easily angered and provoked and more likely to be let by his emotions.

Zoro may be more the idiot whose usual way to go is to just chop and cut through everything he faces, yet he is the one with a kind of calculating vein, brutal nature and the ability to restrain himself and hold back.

Idk about you but it’s very cool how Zoro and Sanji are kinda similar and then again utterly different in some ways.

In the spirit of the beautiful sexism-shaming ride

blenheims:

Let’s talk about Nami’s body 

Her whole fricking body

  • Nami’s body is able to withstand painful blows from trained assassins
  • Nami’s body is strong enough for Sanji to be able to do his blue walk while being inside her body after Law swapped them
  • Nami’s body is able to survive fatal blows, strikes and other pressure from powerful enemies
  • Nami’s body is strong enough to effortlessly dodge the strong blow of a fishman
  • Nami has trained and is able to use her clima tact as a melee weapon
  • Over the years Nami has been severly harmed and injured a lot

AND YET

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THIS IS HOW HER BODY LOOKS LIKE 

NOT A SINGLE VISIBLE MUSCLE ALTHOUGH USOPP GOT BEEFY AS HECK AND NOT A SINGLE SCAR ALTHOUGH SHE’S BEEN THROUGH AS MUCH SHIT AS FUCKING LUFFY AND ZORO WHO KEPT THEIR SCARS

There is absolutely nothing “unfeminine” about scars, there is nothing “unfeminine” about muscles, muscles are the biological consequence of goddamn training, a human being has muscles after putting their body through something like this, if they want to or not.

Designing Nami like this is disrespecting her strenght, her fighting abilities and everything she survived and powered through.

Since you’re still up for modern au stuff, could you whip up some headcanon for modern Dalton, Gol D. Roger, Jabra, and Califa? Pretty please! ; v ;

blenheims:

Minor characters are a little harder to pin down but I’ll try
my best! and yes they make so much fun right now!

Dalton

  • The mayor of a large town
  • Canadian
  • Eats cheerios for breakfast and dinner
  • Along with him, the whole city were Chopper hails from was overly excited when they found out that the boy got into a real awesome university
  • major ice hockey fan
  • Is married and has three adopted children
  • Each of them have a plush buffalo

Roger

  • head of some sort of company
  • He still doesn’t all do it really legally tho
  • He’s got a lot skeletons in the closet
  • like the rest of the Monkey, Portgas and Gol clan, Roger is Brazilian
  • married to Rouge became a widower when she passed away
  • He was rarely there for Ace, so Garp, Dadan and Newgate took over and raised Ace (with Luffy and Sabo)
  • Everytime he sends Ace presents for his birthday or christmas he gets the present unopened back the next day (sorry i love making fun of roger)

Jabra

  • He’s chinese
  • No idea what he does for a living but he has lots of money
  • He’s married
  • Has a small daughter
  • Walks around with a House Stark hoodie most of the time
  • His behaviour still can change from quite friendly and polite and rational to aggressive and cranky, depends on the person

Kalifa

  • bank clerk in real life
  • danish
  • Nami used to have a huge ass crush on her before she started dating Vivi, goddammit Nami
  • Didn’t help that the bank she was working in, was the bank Nami got in all the time
  • But Califa is taken
  • Probably dates another super classy lady
  • Dresses in black most of the time and very expensive clothes

Do you have any crocodile modern au hc? Just wondering~

blenheims:

I don’t think that but I can whip up something 😀

  • Croc is Italian
  • CEO by day, mafia boss by night
  • married to Daz Bones (I thank @ask-sir-crocodile​ for making me ship them xD)
  • goes to the opera/theatre/ballet regularly as he is a stereotypical, cultivated, snobby, rich dude
  • plays candycrush on his iphone
  • purposely wears real animal fur to piss off activists
  • everyday he and his husband take another route or path when they’re walking with their dogs and everyday Doflamingo somehow finds them on his jogging tour and annoys them
  • friends with Boa Hancock. they often visit each other at their respective giant ass mansions

Welcome back blen c’: I bring with me requests by the bundle!! Can we get some romance h/c’s for our fishy friends as humans in your modern au? more specifically for Camie/Keimi, Jinbe, Hack, Hachi, Shyarly, Pappug and whoever else you might feel like adding. What do they look like in your modern au? What are they like when they have a crush on someone and how do they attempt to gain their love interests attention/affection?

blenheims:

Alright here is Keimi and here is Jinbe! 🙂

Hack

  • works as some sort of underling of Dragon, but Dragon pays well so he can’t really complain
  • he’s an old dude, around 50 I’d say
  • Koala and him hang out a lot together
  • he also hangs out a lot with Jinbe at his Dojo 
  • Whenever Jinbe is sick it’s usually either him or Koala who take over classes for the kids
  • once Luffy came over with his little boy soccer team he was coaching along with Carrot on top of that while Hack was having tea with Jinbe and Luffy was just having field day with the boys, Carrot and their cool uncles
  • He totally forced Hack to show the boys and himself some cool moves

Hatchi

  • used to be in Arlong’s gang that was beat up by firefighter apprentice Luffy
  • after he was released from prison for good behaviour he opened his now renowned ‘Takoyaki service’
  • Keimi has a small crush on him and she’s one of his beloved steady costumers along with Brook
  • I believe he’d be…around thirty? I’m not too sure with his nationality hc but I think he’d still have a sort of footballer built
  • And I hope somebody would talk him out of that hidious hair cut, because that shit is all fine and dandy in the OP world, but Hachi it won’t survive in the modern au

Shyarly

  • she’s still a fortuneteller/psychic and works at home and she totally believes in all the stuff she forsees for the people who pay her a visit
  • Nami and Vivi both like to come by every now and then so Sharly can tell them when they should plan their trips and such Nojiko told Nami to stop spending money on that nonsense
  • Usopp stopped by too once and asked her why Ace doesn’t seem to like him
  • she visits Arlong in prison every once in two weeks
  • I feel like she would look like she does in the manga, she’d still be very tall but ehhh tall for regular humans and she wouldn’t have those sharp teeth anymore but other than that she’d look like in the manga

Any Fujitora modern HC?

blenheims:

EYYYY 😀

  • Fujitora is half armenian and half japanese ♥
  • He used to work in the military but now he has retired and lives on the countryside
  • has a garden filled with irises, asters, indigos, sweet peas..all flowers purple and wisteria 😀
  • he is a proud and regular visitor of all the gambling halls and casino’s in his near
  • has a daughter and a granddaughter awww
  • his mama is Armenian and his papa is Japanese, and his family on his mother’s side lives in Garni ♥
  • like many other characters he somehow attracts hordes and hordes of kids
  • but it’s ok he loves them

So, if you’re still taking these requests, can I ask for modern hcs for like Ideo, Haruta, Perona, and Nojiko? If you’re not taking requests, thanks anyways, and I love your blog!

blenheims:

EYyyyy sure! 😀 Perona is up here btw^^

Ideo

  • Is a boxer
  • and he bakes
  • actually the boxing is just a hobby side thing, he has his own bakery, that’s where his main income comes from
  • he has a cat
  • needs to visit a physical therapist once a week because of his chronic shoulder pain

Haruta

  • Haruta is polish
  • studies slavic literature and part time works at target
  • people misgender them often
  • those people who misgender them out of their own douchiness and not out of ignorance get punched in the face
  • by either Haruta or their friends 
  • they never even once in their life thought about using proper hair care products
  • skypes with their family that lives in Swednica once a week

Nojiko

  • Nojiko is ethiopian
  • dyes her hair once in a month in different shades of dark blue
  • studies agriculture and works in a company that ensures healthy, natural and ecological products
  • drives a motorcycle
  • she would totally live near a beach and surf often
  • but she still visits her Mama and her sister very often
  • Nojiko is always dressed summerly, cold weather means nothing to her
  • She doesn’t get why but her mom nature always attracts hordes of kids