purghhappenings:

chopphone:

purghhappenings:

Chopper: thanks dad

*Everyone stops and stares at him*

Chopper: what?

Robin: you just called Zoro dad.

Chopper: what no i didn’t.

Sanji: no you most definitely did.

Zoro: Chopper dont worry i take it as a compliment. Do you see me as a father figure?

Chopper: no i more see you as a… bother figure because you’re always bothering me.

Usopp with sarcasm: a plus recovery.

Guys don’t embarrass Chopper like that XD

Everyone gets a turn 😂

purghhappenings:

Nami: Why is Usopp laying on the ground crying?

Zoro: He said if he ran and lept at Luffy, Luffy would most definitely catch him.

Nami looking confused while Zoro wheezes from laughing: okay??

Sanji: Luffy just moved slightly to the left while continuing to talk with Law.

Zoro trying to hold back his tears: he didn’t even attempt to catch him!

purghhappenings:

kaizoku-okubey:

purghhappenings:

Someone taking Luffy hostage: give me what i want or he dies!

Nami: good luck.

Dude holding gun to his head while Luffy looks bored: wh.. this is your captain?!

Zoro: when you bring him back, can you make it before 10:30? That’s his bed time and if he doesn’t do his routine it’s a mess.

The guy: What????

Sanji: also feed him before you bring him back otherwise… oh boy.

Law: You look confused, let me explain: He’s bat shit crazy and you will bring him back, and you will regret taking him over someone else.

This literally happens in the Heart of Gold OVA

I based this off of that movie! It was such a good point to be made by them i just switched it up a bit

purghhappenings:

Zoro bringing something hot out of the oven: ow ow ow ow

Perona: wh-what are you doing?!

Zoro: don’t even say it.. mihawk would be disappointed it hurt me.

Mihawk walking into the room drinking wine: Mihawk would be disappointed you didn’t think to use the oven mits. Sitting. Right. Next. To. You.

Perona: that’s it. You’re banned from the kitchen!

purghhappenings:

aujoule:

Honestly we all act like Luffy is the unreasonable one of the two but
there is no one more overdramatic than Trafalgar D. Water Law. Like he
could have used Shambles to swap Doffy with the clone or Bellamy but NO
he set it up to look like Luffy got mad and attacked him so that he
could dramatically put himself in Doflamingo’s fucking throne and you
know it was entirely for The Drama. Luffy is unreasonably straightforward but Law is unreasonably complicated this man planned a revenge plot for THIRTEEN YEARS.

Trafalgar Law is only alive out of spite and drama

beif0ngs:

Jinbei continues to save the day for the millionth time—

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and instead of taking full credit for sailing the ship and crew into safety, i love how he goes on to mention that he couldn’t do it without Nami’s great navigation skills and the fine craftsmanship of the Sunny-go.

MORE IMPORTANTLY THOUGH, JINBEI’S ROLE AS THE HELMSMAN IN THE STRAW HAT CREW CONFIRMED!!!!! 🙌

macy-bee:

This.

This is why I love One Piece– this crew’s absolute need for and utter confidence in each other.

Sanji knows Usopp has lost all faith in his abilities as a fighter and his feeling of belonging with the crew. He’s even resorted to hiding behind the mask of an alter-ego for strength.

And yet, Sanji tells him that it’s okay. There are limits to what a person can do.

Sanji’s no good at precision-based distanced combat. His strength only extends as far as his legs (which granted, are pretty long, but still) and that isn’t enough to help Robin in this situation.

So Sanji, one of the Monster Trio, asks Usopp, not Sogeking, for help, because he is powerless in this scenario. They need Usopp and his long-range sniping abilities to reach Robin. He knows that deep down, Usopp hasn’t lost his abilities as a sniper, hasn’t lost his pride as a pirate. He just needs a little push in the right direction. Because he knows that deep down, Usopp is still the Brave Warrior of the Sea and he will never abandon his nakama.