Nami: an electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
Franky: not more powerful than my cola.
Nami: .. I’m tempted to ask you to get into the water and fight an electric eel.
Franky: I’ll suuuuuupppppeeeeerrrrr do it!
Luffy: Nami i want to fight an electric eel!
Usopp: i can’t even list the reasons why that can’t happen and wouldn’t be fair to marine life.
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Marco: do you really wanna know how i hurt my wrist?
Thatch: Yes.
Marco: I was hula hooping. Ace and I attend a class for fitness and fun.
Thatch: Oh my god.
Marco: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doopsie.
Thatch: why are you telling me this?
Marco: because nobody will ever believe you.
Chilling on the latest coffin boat model
Navy soldier: Trafalgar Law! You’re a disgusting human being!
Chopper: doesn’t that hurt your feelings?
Law: i don’t feel things. Especially emotions.
Akainu: Monkey D. Luffy! You’re a piece of shit!
Law: Chopper hold me back.
Chopper struggling to hold law back: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDNT FEEL THINGS
Law: I FEEL NOTHING BUT SPITE BUT DAMMIT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT LUFFY THAT WAY!
Chopper screaming
Happy birth’ Sabo!!
I’m still not over marineford. (Click for better resolution
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Crocodile, foiled once again by a child.
Zoro: Shitty cook!
Sanji: mediocre swordsman!
Zoro: that’s it! MEET ME ON THE DECK!
Nami: the only problem is we need to start a fight for the plan to work…
Zoro looking at a bunch of guys: yo you guys wanna fight?
*fighting breaks out*
Nami: well shit that was easier than I thought.
Luffy: whats a birds favorite language? Portugull.
Usopp: that’s a country.
Luffy: Portuguese.
Zoro: Nice recovery.
Franky: don’t you mean re-dovery?
Law: turkey. How did we forget turkey?
Nami: Usopp why are you in the trash?
Usopp: I’m a piece of garbage.
Zoro walks over and Usopp smiles: take me away Zoro.
Zoro who is too fucking done and use to this, picking him up: hope you can swim still.
Luffy: Zoro! Don’t yeet Usopp off the ship!
Usopp: NO IM THE EMPTY BITCH, YEET ME
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