incorrectnaruto-quotes:

Gaara: Some months ago I lost my life to the Akatsuki.

Naruto [with muffled sobbing]: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE YOU’RE DEAD

Gaara: Sometimes I can still hear the voice of the dear friend I left behind.

Naruto: [gross sobbing continues, accompanied by a violent tackelhug that takes the esteemed Kazekage straight down to his office floor]

Gaara: It appears someone messed up and sent me to heaven.

Naruto: !!! STOP !!! SAYING !!! YOU’RE DEAD !!!

Naruto: YOU ARE SO NOT FUNNY RIGHT NOW GAARAAAAA

nejihyugay:

i think a lot about how lee tells gaara that he’s not one to hold a grudge. but you know who is? neji hyuga. i bet neji would be super callous and mean to gaara when he starts hanging around naruto. like snide comments and backhanded compliments that completely go over lee’s head.

and one day naruto is like “neji is kind of a dick to gaara” and lee is just like “????? neji….loves gaara?”