Gaara: Some months ago I lost my life to the Akatsuki.
Naruto [with muffled sobbing]: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE YOU’RE DEAD
Gaara: Sometimes I can still hear the voice of the dear friend I left behind.
Naruto: [gross sobbing continues, accompanied by a violent tackelhug that takes the esteemed Kazekage straight down to his office floor]
Gaara: It appears someone messed up and sent me to heaven.
Naruto: !!! STOP !!! SAYING !!! YOU’RE DEAD !!!
Naruto: YOU ARE SO NOT FUNNY RIGHT NOW GAARAAAAA
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