one of my all time favourite moments in the entire naruto manga is gai’s face when he hears taijutsu is the only thing that will work on madara
that is the face of a man who is going to fuck someone up
Tag: naruto
Naruto, boasting: I’m the type of person that likes to think things through.
Sasuke: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
Madara, pouring an entire salt shaker in a coffee: haha take this stupid Senju
Madara: hey Tobirama I made you coffee
Tobirama, unfliching and downing the entire thing: thanks can I have more
Madara, running: holyshitholyshit
Sakura: Why’re you ignoring Naruto
Sasuke: I’m playing hard to get
Sai: Why would you do that when you’re already hard to want
Naruto: Your hair looks good today.
Sasuke: It looks good everyday.
Naruto:…
Naruto: You make it very hard to flirt, you know?
Sasuke: You make me very hard.
Naruto, winking: That’s how you flirt.
Temari: good night children
Shinki, Araya, Metal, Yodo and Shikadai: good night
Temari: good night monster under the bed that eats children in their sleep
Kankuro, through a walkie talkie taped under the bed: good night
Naruto: So I heard you like bad boys?
Hinata: N-No, not really.
Naruto: Oh, thank the gods.
Tsume: “You are useless at hospitals. I remember one time you cried and cried. It was awful.”
Kiba: “You’re referring to my birth.”
Sakura: (to Sasuke) little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you
Sasuke: oh, come on. i’m not that good-looking
Naruto: you kind of are
Neji: don’t you hate when your hair is just SO silky that you can’t get your hair tie to stay in
Hinata: ah yes! that is why I leave my hair down and trust in the natural flow of gentle fist to keep it out of my eyes 🙂
Tenten, a goblin composed of 63% hairspray and 27% hairpins: ok first of all
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