I keep imagining Twice Is Happenstance tobirama getting a crush on Madara when madara follows his shisui brother when he is going to go tuxedo mask kawarama so madara izuna and the itachi brother as those two came with madara see him save kawarama’s life and try to woo him at the same time tobirama and hishirama were in the same battle and didn’t make it to kawa on time so they see that and see madara when he says something like so you’ve been sneaking around and tobi sees him and he is in love.

sanjuno:

It’s the hair that gets Tobirama’s attention first. Thick and wild and gleaming dark as raven wings. For a shinobi to have such long hair is a taunt, a dare, an arrogant declaration of their superiority and skill. Only shinobi with the power to utterly destroy their enemies can wear their hair that long.

Uchiha Madara has power to spare. Hair down to his thighs and loose collared robe and the ability to take down an army on his own. Then you add the undying devotion to his family, and the gentle way he treats children, and the way he and his siblings always seem to be in exactly the right place to save Tobirama’s brothers from certain death.

Senju Tobirama falls hard. Now he needs to find out Uchiha courtship expectations. Would poetry be too forward, or should he start with something more subtle, like the hearts of Madara’s enemies?

Please… Why… What the fuck… I haven’t seen boruto and holy shit is that real??? Or is that fanart?? Please tell me it’s fanart, which isn’t even that much better. Aren’t they supposed to be like, 12? I’m crying

kankurette:

fineillsignup:

It’s 100% real my poor friend. That’s the cover of Chapter 19 of the manga, which, by the way, ends like this:

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Yes, that’s Ao, who is now a villain, holding a ninja machine gun, because we live in the darkest timeline.

WHAT THE FUCK?! The Naruto ‘verse doesn’t have guns! And didn’t Ao die in the attack that killed 2/3 of the InoShikaChou trio?

confessanime:

When people says they want a brother like Itachi. So you’re saying you want a brother who mentally and physically tortures you and was planning to strip you of your free-will. Itachi was a down right AWFUL brother to Sasuke. I wish people would stop saying he loved Sasuke because his actions say he didn’t.

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fuckishimoto:

I’m probably gonna play the devil’s advocate, but the Hyuuga branch system did get changed as suggested by Hiashi when fighting Hizashi

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I’ve seen this before. Then why did neji still have curse seal? He said “today”, I mean of course they’re fighting of their own will now because they’re fighting for their own survival, they’re face with a world ending threat…..  If kishi really had intention to address the issues he wrote in part 1 probably, shouldn’t he have made naruto tell Hiashi this is oppression and slavery, and it’s not ok. Kishimoto made Naruto said he’d change the hyuuga clan when he’s hokage, then he should make what his MC promised happen, not some vague statement by another character which sounds it only applies to the current situation, and there’re not clear statement or evidence of change of policy, no apology for their past transgression. 

Btw, I always hate how Kishimoto called the hyuuga problem fate/destiny like it’s some freaking personal lifestyle or belief, it’s a caste system,  it’s slavery, just call it what it is.