incorrectnaruto-quotes:

Gaara: Some months ago I lost my life to the Akatsuki.

Naruto [with muffled sobbing]: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE YOU’RE DEAD

Gaara: Sometimes I can still hear the voice of the dear friend I left behind.

Naruto: [gross sobbing continues, accompanied by a violent tackelhug that takes the esteemed Kazekage straight down to his office floor]

Gaara: It appears someone messed up and sent me to heaven.

Naruto: !!! STOP !!! SAYING !!! YOU’RE DEAD !!!

Naruto: YOU ARE SO NOT FUNNY RIGHT NOW GAARAAAAA