idk i just think kanaya maryam would probably perch on top of weird precariously high objects not even to freak people out, but just bc some weird part of her is thinking “Can’t Swim Can’t Swim Gotta Get High” and anyway rose goes into the kitchen at 3 am for a midnight snack and kanaya is just sleeping on top of the fridge while holding some coconut water
also on the topic of dancestors—are ancestors & descendants as much as parent/child in biological terms or imperfect clones (siblings???) of each other spanning through the centuries? i see a lot of oversimplification (“well porrim is just kanaya’s MOM”) that doesn’t actually make sense given our prior knowledge about trolls as a species, and i’m not sure if there’s been any actual meta/theory about this within the fandom
update: prim and proper kanaya who has her shit together is FAKE.
where’s kanaya “Fuck Oh Fuck I Just Dropped Our Dinner And Now Im Going To Not Clean It Up And Cry In The Middle Of The Kitchen Floor Rocking Back And Forth In A Vaguely Fetal Position Also Can You Order Pizza” maryam?? where is she?? trick question she’s in our hearts
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