azzandra:

iztarshi:

Uh. Maybe?

I mean, there are seven popes, for all we know that was one of the schisms.

Oh my god… Christianity in GG-verse would be more batshit than Christianity in real life.

“Jesus was the first successful revivification experiment!”

“You fool! Jesus performed the first successful revivification experiments! Have you forgotten about Lazarus?”

“Alright, you’re all getting excommunicated up for heresy”

“You can’t excommunicate me! I’ll excommunicate YOU!”

lesbianedgeworth:

“Hmm, sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn’t do. Good thing I’m your uncle!”

— Barry Heterodyne, to Agatha right before he gave her the damn locket and then sPLIT (via incorrectgirlgeniusquotes)

lesbianedgeworth:

barry canonically traveled to mechanicsburg exactly once after dumping agatha before vanishing off the map

a) what was he doing there

b) i wonder how close he was to getting found out

lesbianedgeworth:

i understand why barry did it (and his spiraling paranoia couldn’t have helped) but god what he did to agatha was…almost unforgivable, even with the reasons.

lesbianedgeworth:

barry is gay bc he was sensible enough to avoid anything to do with lucrezia but dramatic enough to kick off the plot of girl genius and then vanish

firecoloredwater:

So I went and reread a bit of the Si Vales Valeo plot, and I just noticed… at the end, Tarvek (and Gil, and really everyone) has no idea what Agatha’s plans are. Tarvek is starting to question what he was given when they grab him and hook him up to the machines, and then he turns around and Agatha is just… floating. Surrounded by energy, etc, goddess-like. We know it’s because of the dyne water, but no one else but Higgs and the Castle know that.

Gil’s semiconscious at best, and I can see everyone else just shrugging any going “spark stuff, who knows.” But Tarvek should probably have at some point wondered how his crush apparently turned into an actual goddess, even if it was only temporarily.

But apparently instead he just sort of went “Agatha is an actual, real life goddess with divine power. I knew it” and never questioned it at all. Tarvek you ridiculous romantic.

lesbianedgeworth:

Anevka, collapsing dramatically into an armchair: Grandma, I think I might be….. in love.

Terebithia: [worried enough to put down her tea] With who, dear?

Anevka: Klaus Heterodyne.

Terebithia, clearly releaved: Oh, that’s alright then.

Anevka: It is?

Terebithia: Of course. You’re allowed to be in love as long as it’s politically advantageous.