lesbiankarin:

au where sai and sasuke r roommates and its the most dangerous combination of bitchy gays the world has ever seen. they fucking hate each other. 

sasuke never does the goddamn dishes and sai spends about five minutes in a pleasant voice detailing why that somehow has something to do with his dick size. 

sasuke, lounging on the couch and reading, responds without even looking up in an equally extensive bitchfest about how sai’s obsession with dick is weird even for a gay guy, like, are you insecure or something? then he says “also your art career is going nowhere” and sai throws a dish at sasuke’s head