- He’s deathly allergic to peanuts
- Matthew McConaughey is his actual favorite actor, not Nic Cage
- He likes to program computers but he’s not very good at it
- He likes magic tricks and performs them too
- He also likes paranormal lore
- He’s into doomsday movies and terrible movies in general
- He’s left-handed
- He watches anime and thinks sailor moon is sexy
- He’s really into talking about sci-fi
- He lacks tact and is a bit insensitive
- He admits he doesn’t know anything about biology, even the ghost related kind, but he pretends he does
- He has at some point seen furry porn
- he consider’s himself a pranking MASTER
- He read Problem Sleuth and likes webcomics in general
- Besides Con Air, he also likes Little Monsters
- He doesn’t actually hate cake, he’s just sick of eating it
- He made his own computer wallpaper and he’s really proud of it
- He was told to leave a surprise for the mailman but he refused
- He’s a terrible artist
- He’s very good at math and problem solving.
- He very expressive with his face
- His post-scratch self stayed behind with Condy and was tormented by her for most of his childhood
- He also grew up to be a legendary comedian.
- He is naturally inclined to stay calm when terrible things happen which is a trait present in his post-scratch self as well
- He’s a thoughtful goober and does nice things for others
Some Facts About John Egbert People Tend To Forget
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