X-Men – Cheloneuniverse

waitingforthet:

I would just like to remind everyone that Mystique’s long time lover, Destiny, was named Irene Adler and the two met while Mystique was working as a consulting detective. Just a reminder.

waitingforthet:

Kitty really isn’t in any position to judge anybody’s look or name.

Rachel’s pretty consistent in changing up her look. Good for her!

saintdeanthomas:

thestomping-ground:

kiva-la:

Shark Girl and Hellion are CUTE

I will never not reblog Julian confirming his thing for savagely powerful women.

Honestly though…same

irlnightcrawler:

i got out my tablet for htis

tanoraqui:

theroyalzookeeper:

firecoloredwater:

theroyalzookeeper:

me: *reads/watches any piece of media ever*

me: …do we have a girl genius au for this yet

consider: sparks as mutants in the x-men universe, except /wow that’s a lot of powers to work out/…, agatha’s heterodyning is probably much more versatile, tarvek’s family’s been known for electric/weather powers?, maybe also camouflage and superspeed in SHORT distances, dunno ‘bout gil n klaus…, i want my boy to have his lightning rod still, and klaus is still at his TERRIBLE EXPERIMENTS, othar’s story translates pretty well but what the HECK is his power, …i mean that visor has a PRETTY cyclops look to it but dunno if it quite fits him, the power anyway, also
it’s weird bc i feel like they all NEED to be unstable geniuses but
like-… that’s only feasable in the ggverse… maybe aperture labs, …….anyway ignore me i just saw the new movie.

…*buries face in hands* Not REALLY an AU but I WAS on an X-men RP forum for like three years once and two of my jager OCs might be redone from OCs on that forum.

Incidentally, I’m pretty sure Othar has some form of regeneration, or like… he can make clones and when he dies his mind just goes to one of the clones and it wakes up as the new Othar. (Really this is just about how I’m sure the “heroic pants” work anyway. They store his memories and heal/revive him when he dies.)

YES ok definitely something along those lines for him! maybe it’s like the ability to literally freaking die we all saw you fall off a building and then the next day he comes strolling back all chipper and hello everyone what did i miss? and literally nobody knows how it actually works

but maybe that’s TOO close to canon…

XD don’t worry, i don’t judge. clever way to keep a character alive, really!

the real question is, are we sticking Girl Genius characters in to join the main X-Men cast (mutants being potentially infinite in number), or is the great feud between telepath!Lucrezia who believes in mutant superiority (mostly her own) and metalbender!Klaus, who thinks we need to work with the humans, and has a school for mutants and a Lu-proof helmet? (Lucrezia has to be way less powerful than canon Professor X, though, because we all know the only cap on Charles Xavier’s ability to take over the world is his own moral code.)

waitingforthet:

Grandpa Magneto Monday! It always sucks when you’re a teenager and your dad makes you get a job.

waitingforthet:

Because she moves in unpredictable ways.

I feel like this is a joke that has been done before, but I couldn’t find anything when I googled it, so hey.

saathiray:

thestomping-ground:

majingojira:

lesbianillyana:

the-macra:

step 1: join the x-men

step 2: take out highly expensive life insurance policy

step 3: collect money every 10-15 years

jean grey’s insurance agent:

Does being brought back to life count as insurance fraud in the Marvel Universe?

I feel this should be addressed

THAT’S IT

THAT’S WHAT I WANT

A ONESHOT COMIC ABOUT INSURANCE ADJUSTERS IN THE DC OR MARVEL UNIVERSE

EVERY ONE OF US EVENTUALLY ASKS ABOUT THE INSURANCE POLICY

dark-magician-girl-meets-world:

jakemorph:

mutantapologist:

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? 🙂

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

Touché

silkyskykitten:

roseverdict:

chancethereaper:

rebuilding221b:

alliharkness:

rebuilding221b:

alliharkness:

ayellowbirds:

peacockandyagi:

diamondfangedbarbarian:

fireandlifeincarnate:

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

@melazertyiop

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass.

The only constant is Wolverine.

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

@kiba-the-nerd-wolf