Nami: Usopp why are you in the trash?
Usopp: I’m a piece of garbage.
Zoro walks over and Usopp smiles: take me away Zoro.
Zoro who is too fucking done and use to this, picking him up: hope you can swim still.
Luffy: Zoro! Don’t yeet Usopp off the ship!
Usopp: NO IM THE EMPTY BITCH, YEET ME
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Chopper: thanks dad
*Everyone stops and stares at him*
Chopper: what?
Robin: you just called Zoro dad.
Chopper: what no i didn’t.
Sanji: no you most definitely did.
Zoro: Chopper dont worry i take it as a compliment. Do you see me as a father figure?
Chopper: no i more see you as a… bother figure because you’re always bothering me.
Usopp with sarcasm: a plus recovery.
Guys don’t embarrass Chopper like that XD
Everyone gets a turn 😂
Nami: Why is Usopp laying on the ground crying?
Zoro: He said if he ran and lept at Luffy, Luffy would most definitely catch him.
Nami looking confused while Zoro wheezes from laughing: okay??
Sanji: Luffy just moved slightly to the left while continuing to talk with Law.
Zoro trying to hold back his tears: he didn’t even attempt to catch him!
This.
This is why I love One Piece– this crew’s absolute need for and utter confidence in each other.
Sanji knows Usopp has lost all faith in his abilities as a fighter and his feeling of belonging with the crew. He’s even resorted to hiding behind the mask of an alter-ego for strength.
And yet, Sanji tells him that it’s okay. There are limits to what a person can do.
Sanji’s no good at precision-based distanced combat. His strength only extends as far as his legs (which granted, are pretty long, but still) and that isn’t enough to help Robin in this situation.
So Sanji, one of the Monster Trio, asks Usopp, not Sogeking, for help, because he is powerless in this scenario. They need Usopp and his long-range sniping abilities to reach Robin. He knows that deep down, Usopp hasn’t lost his abilities as a sniper, hasn’t lost his pride as a pirate. He just needs a little push in the right direction. Because he knows that deep down, Usopp is still the Brave Warrior of the Sea and he will never abandon his nakama.
Usopp’s background story was written by a Tumblr Friend @bitterusopp , as a GOD Usopp fan, her post touched me so much. Therefore I’ve asked for her permission to draw this comic strip.
I hope everyone know how amazing Usopp is.
Nami: Luffy! If you’re going to help you have to wear the right gear!
Luffy: Franky doesn’t wear all that dumb stuff!
Sanji: Franky is made of metal!
Luffy: …. how do i keep forgetting that?
Usopp: I don’t know man, but it’s what makes him half as cool as he is.
Luffy: do you think everyone was Kung fu fighting?
Usopp: s’what the song says isn’t it?
Law: I’ll never say this again but Luffys right. it’s pretty improbable that everyone was Kung fu fighting.
Zoro: i don’t know, maybe they were in a class or somethin?
Sanji: or a fight and everyone just happened to take karate lessons?
Franky: It’s a good theory but preeetttyyy unlikely.
Brook: Maybe it was a class like Zoro said?
Zoro: To break my own point, they’d have to all be professionals, you ever seen a dojo of white belts? Chaos.
Luffy: What about fast as lightning? Think they all knew shave?
Law: Shave is slower than lightning.
Luffy: i get that, but what if you’d never seen lightning just heard it was fast?
Nami: What the fuck are you guys smoking over there?
one piece, basically
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