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Early days travelling in North Blue

Law: Bepo, which way is east?

Bepo: Uhh… let’s see, uhh… [points] that way, Captain!

[Some time later]

Law: I don’t get it! We should have reached the next island by now. The guy said “6 days travel due east”.

Bepo: Ooh! East? I thought you said “weast”!

Law: Weast? What kind of compass you reading, Bepo?

Bepo: This one, Captain.

Law: That’s west, Bepo.