Penguin: Did you just refer to a knife as a ‘people opener’?
Law: Should I not have?
Tag: Trafalgar Law
Law: Siri, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?
Siri: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Law: …
Law: Alexa, how do I get…
Penguin: You know, I used to be able to put two legs behind my head.
Law: I mean, I can do that, too. Just not MY legs.
Law: I got called a gaylord on the recess area of the school long before I had any idea what it meant.
Penguin: Really? You were already inducted into the Lord of the gays?
Law: Yeah, I was like, “Dude, I’m certainly unworthy of a lordship. I’m like a gaydmiral, at best.” That’s a gay admiral.
Law: Hey, Bepo, are you sure this was a shortcut?
Bepo: Not as sure as I was an hour ago.
Jean Bart: And though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly bitch.
Law: Who told you my secret?
Bepo: Oh shoot!
Bepo: Excuse my vulgarity.
Law: I’ll let it slide.
Jean Bart: I’ve heard your name.
Law: Most people have, it’s also a noun.
Clione: It’s about the Straw Hats.
Law: Yeah, I’d guessed.
Law: They’ve all got their eccentricities.
Law: It’s in my notes.
Clione: You have notes on them?
Law: Yes.
Clione: I guess
Clione: That’s why you’re our captain, Law.
Law: No, I’m your captain because of my incredible tactical skills and my ability to mobilize and motivate a bunch of useless people toward a common goal, and because I’m extremely ambitious and intrepid. Also because leadership is in my blood. We’ve been over this.
Clione: Statements like that are also why you’re our captain.
Law: Ok, I’ll accept that.
Law: Since you all won’t be able to contact me for the next few months, I’ve left a complementary bowl of advice.
Law: For example, “Shachi, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
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