Luffy: Oh, cool! You have a bear on your crew, Law.
Law: Yeah, that’s Bepo.
Robin: Luffy, hold on. Bears are bad news, we should remain cautious.
Usopp: Oi, Robin! You know bears only steal picnic baskets in stories right?
Tag: Trafalgar Law
Vergo: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Law: Are you qualified to ask that question?
Vergo: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Law: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
Law: The prosecution makes a compelling argument but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
Law: What doesn’t kill you emotionally scars you for life and leaves you emotionally unstable and unable to form healthy relationships.
Luffy: (To Law) You know jumping out of a helicopter is dangerous. They say 1 in 5 people don’t even make it to the ground.
Zoro: What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground? Where do they go then?
Law: I’m sorry but you must be a level 5 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.
Law: I’m playing a drinking game. It’s called every time I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Robin: That’s already a game. It’s called alcoholism.
Law: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Sanji: You say ‘you people’ like you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, Law. You’re already on the Christmas card.
Law: What’s the difference between a dumpster and a casket anyway? Both eventually end up with bodies in them.
Luffy: …
Law: …
Luffy: *Sigh.* Who did you kill this time?
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