Tag: trafalgar d. water law

purghhappenings:

chopphone:

purghhappenings:

Chopper: thanks dad

*Everyone stops and stares at him*

Chopper: what?

Robin: you just called Zoro dad.

Chopper: what no i didn’t.

Sanji: no you most definitely did.

Zoro: Chopper dont worry i take it as a compliment. Do you see me as a father figure?

Chopper: no i more see you as a… bother figure because you’re always bothering me.

Usopp with sarcasm: a plus recovery.

Guys don’t embarrass Chopper like that XD

Everyone gets a turn 😂

purghhappenings:

Nami: Why is Usopp laying on the ground crying?

Zoro: He said if he ran and lept at Luffy, Luffy would most definitely catch him.

Nami looking confused while Zoro wheezes from laughing: okay??

Sanji: Luffy just moved slightly to the left while continuing to talk with Law.

Zoro trying to hold back his tears: he didn’t even attempt to catch him!

purghhappenings:

aujoule:

Honestly we all act like Luffy is the unreasonable one of the two but
there is no one more overdramatic than Trafalgar D. Water Law. Like he
could have used Shambles to swap Doffy with the clone or Bellamy but NO
he set it up to look like Luffy got mad and attacked him so that he
could dramatically put himself in Doflamingo’s fucking throne and you
know it was entirely for The Drama. Luffy is unreasonably straightforward but Law is unreasonably complicated this man planned a revenge plot for THIRTEEN YEARS.

Trafalgar Law is only alive out of spite and drama

purghhappenings:

Luffy: do you think everyone was Kung fu fighting?

Usopp: s’what the song says isn’t it?

Law: I’ll never say this again but Luffys right. it’s pretty improbable that everyone was Kung fu fighting.

Zoro: i don’t know, maybe they were in a class or somethin?

Sanji: or a fight and everyone just happened to take karate lessons?

Franky: It’s a good theory but preeetttyyy unlikely.

Brook: Maybe it was a class like Zoro said?

Zoro: To break my own point, they’d have to all be professionals, you ever seen a dojo of white belts? Chaos.

Luffy: What about fast as lightning? Think they all knew shave?

Law: Shave is slower than lightning.

Luffy: i get that, but what if you’d never seen lightning just heard it was fast?

Nami: What the fuck are you guys smoking over there?

purghhappenings:

Usopp: Oh my god we’re gonna die

Zoro: we’re not going to die.

Usopp: fine. They’re going to kill us!

Sanji: You’re forgetting operation: Luffy.

Law: What is operation: Luffy?

Zoro: It’s always the third option when we’re in situations like these. We can either die, be killed, or inevitably be saved by Luffy coming in and trashing the place.

Law: Operation: Luffy means total chaos and destruction.

Sanji: Usually.

Usopp: So instead of our enemy killing us, Luffy usually does it when he yeets us to safety.

Law: I’m starting to prefer options 1 and 2 the more you all confirm and speak.

Zoro: It’s inevitable. Luffy will save us.

Law in a deadpan: woo

purghhappenings:

Zoro: Id like to not only thank God-

Law: but Jesus-

Robin: and Dragon his actual father.

Nami: Can’t forget about Shanks.

Usopp: His grandpa kinda kept him alive.

Franky: Mountain bandits.

Chopper: His brothers Ace and Sabo!

Brook: Jimbei and Ivan as well.

Sanji: Collectively all of us.

Luffy: EVERYONE! Thank you.

Zoro, Law, Robin, Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Sanji, Brook, Franky: *crying separately and tackling him into a hug* Happy birthday Captain Luffy!