this is exactly how i want this to go down lol
also i rlly thought he would show up with this hair
Tag: trafalgar d. water law
Luffy: Help, Law got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire!
Zoro: Why?
Luffy: He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
Zoro:
Luffy: “Bitch!”
Shachi: What did you think of that Monkey kid?
Law: Absolutely insufferable.
Shachi: So you hate him?
Law: I love him.
Law: Trust no one
Law, watching Luffy beam & wave at him across the room: Trust
noone
Luffy: m8
Luffy: u wanna go
Law: ok
Luffy: on a date with me
Luffy: OH YOU DO
Luffy: OHHHH
Law: you’re saying that like I fell for a cunning prank we’re married for ten years you egg
Luffy: Help, Law got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire!
Zoro: Why?
Luffy: He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
Zoro:
Luffy: “Bitch!”
“Suggestions are open and appreciated, like Luffy’s smile.”
– Law, at some point probably
Law: Alright, Strawhat-ya, time for some math. If you have 10 cookies and I asked for 5, how many cookies do you have left?
Luffy: None
Law: What? No. Come on, this is basic math–
Luffy: I would give you all of my cookies, because I love you!
Law:
Law: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my office.
Luffy: *hugs Law*
Law: What’s that?
Luffy: Affection
Law: Disgusting
Law:
Law:
Law: Do it again.
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