young-dorkess:

I feel like people shouldn’t be surprised that Steven has a wedding dream book cause he literally wanted to draw a wedding cake that took 50 pages to describe

irritable-kiwis:

Bismuth: finds out Rose is PD

Bismuth: screams into lava

Bismuth: okay I’m good now

Amethyst may be the most mature crystal gem now, but I’ll be damned if that didn’t make Bismuth the most relatable.

flamingsnowflakeproductions:

Ok about the latest SU episode…

at first i thought she shapeshifted to look like this, but then…

The freaking extra small tag, oh my goodness.

mishimatuvache:

ruby wanted to live like a dolphin

sapphire wanted dolphins on their wedding invitations 

conclusion: garnet likes dolphins

asdfgayhjklz:

“Hey Rose check out this cool weapon I made! I’m gonna shatter YOU WITH IT!”

-Bismuth

lmao my favorite quote of the episode

squicks-and-giggles:

This is such a small thing but one or both of those two wanted the home version of Meat Beat Mania

like… they’ll turn that thing on and then we’re never going to see them again rotfl

sedorna:

Boy, I sure am glad Sapphire’s line about “everyone who survived” definitely referred to the Crystal Gems shattered and corrupted during the war. Good thing it definitely did not refer to anything she might have seen with future vision.

It’s so nice that Garnet’s wedding is definitely gonna go off without a hitch (well, one hitch) and nobody’s gonna get shattered or even a little bit hurt.