Tag: Spiderman

lostatsea94:

tomholland-can-like-get-it:

loki-buckys:

#dad mode activated

It’s been so long since I’ve seen this without the “oHmYgOdItSrObErTdOwNeYjR” overlay I almost thought it was fake

I will say this about this scene peter isn’t entirely in the wrong for what he did. Tony didn’t fill him in on anything. Tony could have easily have filled Parker in and what he’s plan was and maybe even have peter wait on the sides as back up.

Scenes I need…

polymauk:

fangirlfreakingout:

runnerfivestillalive:

artemxmendacium:

Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!

Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.

Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?

Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?

Loki: …maybe a three?

Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.

Loki: -thinking- I like him.

It had been a joke, a flippant line, but somehow, Loki found himself taking the youth up on it.

It was hard living around these heroic Avengers, hard trying to stay close to Thor. And when he felt his need for mischief rise too high, when he felt exasperation with these Midgardians turn too close to spite, he would casually say “Six.” to the young man, or sometimes “Seven.”

And Peter would spend the rest of his day with Loki. He would badger him with questions about magic, or drag him across his beloved city to see its entertainments, or take him along stopping petty crimes. He grounded Loki to the here and now, and distracted him from the churning, jagged shards of ice in his mind.

WE NEED LOKI AND PETER FICS

sir-buh:

wancemcwain:

saints-row-2:

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

  • broke high schooler
  • broke college student
  • freelance photographer
  • high school teacher
  • unpaid intern
  • pizza delivery guy
  • research assistant for doomed scientific project
  • guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
  • being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

EVEN IF he could get that kind of money don’t think for a HOT SECOND that all that money wouldn’t fly out the window as soon as he saw a homeless person or a fundraiser for disease research or a small business that’s being shut down

red-isotope:

saints-row-2:

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

  • broke high schooler
  • broke college student
  • freelance photographer
  • high school teacher
  • unpaid intern
  • pizza delivery guy
  • research assistant for doomed scientific project
  • guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
  • being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

I want a storyline where Stark is all like, I got you, kid, you can be rich, and Peter considers it because what kid who has struggled through poverty wouldn’t but then he sees some homeless woman digging through the trash behind a grocery store and someone calls the police on her and he’s just like,

I don’t know that i feel right about that, Mr. Stark

tiny-septic-box-sam:

myexplodingcat:

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

This is so in character though. How many superheroes could do something like this and have it be so in character?

Tony Stark wouldn’t even be able to be this deadpan in his suit.

Imagine Peter finding out Ant-Man can actually control ants and feeling so goddamn robbed

demigodnamedathena:

thotnoswillreturn:

ninja-kitty-more-like-no:

randomslasher:

plussizeappreciationfics:

arachnaboy:

sebsticles:

hexedgoats:

thotnoswillreturn:

voidsexual:

s-kaye-h:

s-kaye-h:

Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…

Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.

Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet

Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-

Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.

C A N O N

peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you

steve: Big Mood

Big mood

Shuri: I’m a lesbian

Steve, unbothered: I thought you were American

Shuri: So I’m sitting there

Steve, unbothered on his phone : Barbecue sauce on my titties

Shuri: And they were roommates–

Steve, not looking up from the article he’s reading, quietly: Oh my god, they were roommates. 

Peter: Road work ahead??

Steve, turning on his blinker: Yeah, I sure hope it does

steve, holding back thanos with his Bare Hands: iM a bAd BiTCH you CANt kill mEE

Shuri and Peter: Two bros, chillin in a hot tub,

Steve, climbing into Bucky’s lap: five feet apart cause they’re not gay