Klaus: [gets down on one knee]
Lucrezia: Omg it’s finally happening.
Klaus: [falls over]
Lucrezia: The poison is kicking in.
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My life has become a never ending game of ‘illegal or just frowned upon?’
Tsuna (via incorrectkhrquotes)
Law: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day?
Law: Also no.
Shachi: If I slap myself and it hurts, does that mean I’m strong or weak?
Law: Dumb. It means you’re dumb.
Law: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool” but when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to move on.”
Bepo: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Law: [in the distance] Or murder.
Penguin: How much did you sleep?
Law: 8
Penguin: Hours?
Law: Minutes.