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shitstrawhatssay:

Luffy: Hey. We’re buds right?

Zoro: Of course.

Luffy: Best friends even?

Zoro: …

Luffy: When the cops come, I’m going to need you to cover for me.

*Approaching sirens*

Luffy: And don’t tell my grandpa.