luffy: did you know that the food you eat becomes energy? *punches the air* boom! that’s spaghetti *punches air some more* nachos! *jumps and kicks air!* and that’s a cookie!
ace: *looks into camera* that’s my brother
Tag: source: Parks and Recs
sabo: not to worry, i have a permit.
koala: this isn’t a permit. This is a actual fucking piece of tissue paper that just says “I can do what I want”.
“My brother’s really lame. But Hermione’s pretty cool. I guess I kinda see why she would marry him. Also, if anyone has seen my hoodie I lost it, thanks.”
— Ginny Weasley [giving her Maid of Honor speech at Ron and Hermione’s wedding] (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)