luffy: now if you’ll excuse me, there’s a hot, spinning cone of meat in that restaurant next door. i don’t know what it is, but I’d like to eat the whole thing.
Tag: source: parks and rec
Luffy: I’ve never done anything wrong in my life!
Law: I know this, and love you.
Bepo: I made a little marshmallow Captain. Look, his arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him.
Bepo: Do you like it?
Law: *Choked up* It’s fine.
Law: I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for ten minutes.
Law, to Luffy: I have my own competent crew.
Shachi: Captain! I tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and I broke everything!