Hearts: [pose dramatically in the background]
Law: I am so sorry you guys.
Law: We are actually a lot cooler than this!
Luffy: Are you actually?
Law: …
Law: No.
Law: No we are not.
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Jean Bart: And though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly bitch.
Law: Who told you my secret?
Bepo: Oh shoot!
Bepo: Excuse my vulgarity.
Law: I’ll let it slide.
Clione: It’s about the Straw Hats.
Law: Yeah, I’d guessed.
Law: They’ve all got their eccentricities.
Law: It’s in my notes.
Clione: You have notes on them?
Law: Yes.
Clione: I guess
Clione: That’s why you’re our captain, Law.
Law: No, I’m your captain because of my incredible tactical skills and my ability to mobilize and motivate a bunch of useless people toward a common goal, and because I’m extremely ambitious and intrepid. Also because leadership is in my blood. We’ve been over this.
Clione: Statements like that are also why you’re our captain.
Law: Ok, I’ll accept that.
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