thedoctorplease:

I just want one of those soulmate AUs but with an aromantic character who knows they won’t get the tattoo with their soulmate’s name or the countdown watch or whatever it is people in that world get when they become adults. But when they do hit adulthood, it does happen, and they’re confused and not sure how this is possible. And then they find their soulmate and have a beautiful platonic relationship against all expectations.

iamemeraldfox:

13callieb:

artemis69:

I love to the death the soulmate!AU universe with words on your skin, be it the ‘first words your soulmate will say to you’ or the ‘first thoughts they had when meeting you’. And I’ve read a lot of goofy words, suprising words, romantic words.

But you know what I miss?

I want soulmate!AU that will meet in a stupid car accident and swear like sailors at each other about the paint job. I want doctors that will meet them as patients in their emergency waiting room only to find them juring at their broken foot. I want people that will meet completely smashed in a club and for their first thought to be filthy as all hell. I want soulmates that will meet on the internet and their first comment will be to congratulate the other about a particularly hot smut piece they wrote.

Now, I want you to imagine all these people as little children.

And I want you to imagine being their parents. 

Trying to protect your kid from them for as long as possible because “omg John no the first words my son will learn to read will not be ‘I want to eat his ass’!!” and “This is not even anatomically possible!”

I want you to imagine them trying to explain to biggot aunt Marth at thanksgiving why your precious bundle of joy has a beautifully described page 43 of the gay kamasutra detailled on his little arm.

I want you to imagine them going at the first kindergarden parents-teachers reunion and try not to cringe under the judgmental look of the teacher.

I want you to imagine the hospital giving all new parents a personalized plush bear with their baby’s phrase engraved in the heart between his paw, and i want you to imagine the look on that nurse face when he has to come into the room with the bear.

And then, years later, I want you to imagine the parents meeting their kid’s soulmate. Looking at them straight in the eyes and knowing. Knowing, like they’ve known for years, what this person has wanted to do to their precious kid in excruciating details.

I want you to imagine the first dinner.

Please just. Imagine these AU

This is amazing.

@blackkatmagic

adramofpoison:

dondaario:

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

rilgwilym:

Thinking about that soulmate au where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other’s, I can’t stop thinking how useful it could be for a battle couple.

Like, there’s danger and let’s say Person A manages to discreetly write a warning, so Person B is at the ready to give support. Maybe, by the time they’re together they’ve even developed a code word or key sentences that mean that everything’s going to shit and to state just how fucked up the situation is. Of course, those sentences are something only they would say or famous quotes of movies and books that have little or nothing to do with the present situation.

And it goes without saying that, more often than not, one of them is a dramatic shit that uses the ones that mean the most serious of dangers to get the other to rush home just because they couldn’t open a jar.

blackkatmagic:

andhungry:

soulmate au prompts.

send a number for a starter / drabble based off a specific soulmate au!  most are taken from this list.  feel free to add more if you want!  (can also be adapted to fit poly ships!)

1. the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate.
   
2. the one where you have your soulmate’s name written on your body.
3. the one where you and your soulmate have matching marks on your bodies.
4. the one where you and your soulmate have matching marks and the marks glow when you’re near your soulmate.
5. the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you touch them.
6. the one where when you dream you’re seeing whatever your soulmate is currently experiencing.
7. the one where you and your soulmate share an emotional link.
8. the one where your soulmate’s first words to you are written on your body.
9. the one where your soulmate’s last words to you are written on your body.
10. the one where you have a timer on your wrist that counts down to when you meet your soulmate.
11. the one where soulmates share extreme physical sensation — if one gets hurt, the other gets hurt, and etc.
12. the one where soulmates can heal each other’s injuries.
13. the one where only your soulmate can kill you.
14. the one where color appears on your body wherever your soulmate first touches you.
15. the one where every lie your soulmate tells you appears on your skin.
16. the one where anything written on your skin appears on your soulmate’s skin as well.
17. the one where your soulmate’s name is on one wrist and your enemy’s name is on the other and you have no clue which is which.
18. the one where whenever you get a song stuck in your head, it’s because your soulmate is singing it.
19. the one where soulmates are reincarnated and keep finding each other throughout their different lives.
20. the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you hear them say your name.
21. the one where you can talk to your soulmate in dreams.
22. the one where it’s impossible to lie to your soulmate.
23. the one where once you meet your soulmate, it’s physically uncomfortable to be apart from them for too long.
24. the one where you have a compass on your body that leads you to your soulmate.
25. the one where you have the date you’ll meet your soulmate on your wrist.
26. the one where you have the date your soulmate will die on your wrist.
27. the one where you can transfer any injuries/pain your soulmate has onto yourself.
28. the one where some people can see the red string of fate and follow it to their soulmates.
29. the one where your soulmate’s ghost haunts you when they die.

Seeing as I lost the first set, I’m opening my inbox to these again.

I’ll be accepting the first 25 prompts I get. Please don’t leave a prompt/pairing combination I’ve already done. The collection is here if you want to check. Any fandom I’ve written in is fine. ^-^

rubyrushha:

Ok but another soulmate au

Where the first quote that really meant something to your soulmate is written on your body. Just imagine person B has something really profound like ’ You are worth more than your productivity’ or ‘Nothing kills a man faster than his own head’ as their soulmark and A has a line for a TV show like ‘IF EVERY PORK CHOP WAS PERFECT WE WOULDN’T HAVE HOT DOGS!’ or a line from a song like ‘I love my ass I wanna shake it!’ And when they finally meet they’re just like ‘OMG THIS QUOTE SUITS YOU SO MUCH!’ or B says ‘Well now my quote just looks dumb’

kedreeva:

quartzfox:

kedreeva:

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

If they’re my matched sock wouldn’t that make them

my solemate?

I had one job, I’m fired for not including this