what about em?
Tag: Shikatema
at gaaras house
gaara: hello im home and ive brought naruto
naruto: hey temari!
temari: hi gaara! hi naruto! what are you two doing?
gaara: naruto and i are going to play a video game that came out yesterday
temari: sounds super fun. sorry i cant join you, me and shikamaru are watching pulp fiction
naruto: [laughs] oh is he making you watch that too?
temari: what do you mean “making me”
gaara: naruto maybe we shoul-
naruto: just… you know… shikamaru always makes everyone watch weird boring old movies it really blows he never even stays awake through most of them but yells when i turn them off
temari: im sorry, but since when was one of the most highly revered classics a “weird boring old movie”?
naruto: i mean isnt it like super long and kinda racist and doesnt the author have like a foot thing
temari: im sorry youre not able to appreciate cinema for what it is and are so focused on the performative respectability politics of movie critic culture to actually be able to see what an artist quentin tarantino, the literal grandfather of cinema, is but its not my fault youve never tried to take an art form as it is and instead
gaara: ME AND NARUTO ARE LEAVING NOW HAVE FUN WITH SHIKAMARU
do you think that Shikamaru includes Hidan’s grave on tours of his family’s estate
like when he had Temari over for the first time
“this is where we keep the immortal severed head of the man who killed my sensei”
and then from deep within the earth comes a muffled “fuck youuuuuuuu”
kankuro wants to dish about his sister’s love life
Get outttt
temari i’m sorry your boo is a pale-ass white boy from konoha
“Being able to change people’s hearts… is one of the basic conditions to become a Kage”If this isn’t love then I don’t know what is…
The only heterosexual couple I support on the whole damn show.
in true shikatema fashion here is a kinda late valentines???day picture because i was thinking about what they would be doing and eventually i was just like ‘they’re just eating chips somewhere’.
you don’t get nice lines because i’m lazy asshole
spending my friday evening thinking about shikamaru going to suna and it being the hottest day of the year and he is so angry and tells termari he is never visiting her again.
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