Temari: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Naruto: What if it bites me and it dies?
Kankuro: That means you’re poisonous. Fuck’s sakes, learn to listen.
Shikamaru: What if it bites itself and I die?
Temari: It’s voodoo.
Kankuro: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Gaara: That’s correlation, not causation.
Naruto, *grinning*: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Kankuro: No-
Shikamaru: That’s kinky.
Gaara: What?
Kankuro: Oh my god-
Tag: shikamaru
becausewhythefucknot.
“ ill pick up the pieces ”
One of my favorite naruto shippuden scenes ❤
The only heterosexual couple I support on the whole damn show.
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