Tag: Sabo

purghhappenings:

Marine: Monkey D. Luffy please report to Vice Admiral Garps office.

Coby: Oh no what did you do?

Luffy: Hard to say at this point.

*explosion in the background*

Luffy: Could be something to do with the explosives i set on Akainus ship.

Ace over the intercom: Fuckin sick Loof!

Luffy: AYYYYY

Sabo across the yard: AYYYYY

Ace over the intercom: AYYYYYY

Coby: Oh no.

purghhappenings:

Garp: My work here is done!

Ace: But you didn’t even do anything!

Garp dropping Luffy off: also here’s a brother cousin kid thing.

Ace: SHITTY GRANDPA

Garp just disappears for ten years and comes back to see Ace and Luffy and Sabo is there: oh you’ve spawned.

Garp proceeds to beat them: My work here is done!

ASL: YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING!

purghhappenings:

Zoro: Id like to not only thank God-

Law: but Jesus-

Robin: and Dragon his actual father.

Nami: Can’t forget about Shanks.

Usopp: His grandpa kinda kept him alive.

Franky: Mountain bandits.

Chopper: His brothers Ace and Sabo!

Brook: Jimbei and Ivan as well.

Sanji: Collectively all of us.

Luffy: EVERYONE! Thank you.

Zoro, Law, Robin, Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Sanji, Brook, Franky: *crying separately and tackling him into a hug* Happy birthday Captain Luffy!