Tag: roxy lalonde

atalana:

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floralmarsupial:

floralmarsupial:

Casual reminder that Hiveswap is set in 1994 a.k.a. in two years Pa will find Jade in a crater and move to the remote island he’ll die on. 

FUCK DUDE this means the Roxy in this story is only 2 years off from finding Rose too, she was so damn young GOD

catch moxy goin from this to this in just about a year and a half (??/??/94(?)) — 4/13/96

Roxy is already and adult in ‘94.

In that picture where she looks like a teenager Jude is only a toddler at most so it’s been several years since then.

Not to mention Jude and Joey talked about it being to late to reach her at ‘the lab’, implying that’s she’s old enough in ‘94 to be working in a lab environment which they probably wouldn’t let her if she wasn’t legally an adult.

We do actually know how old she was, since her meteor and Bro’s came down at more or less the same time (within a few days of each other), which we know was around 1980 from the meteor timeline.

The most telling fact though is in Dave’s conversation to Dirk right at the end of Homestuck, where he tells him he’s “barely cleared the halfway mark on getting there”, age wise. And since Dirk is 16, that means that they were most likely 31 in 2009, at the most 32, aka they were born around 1977/78. Which means that as of Hiveswap (11/11/94), Roxy is around 16/17 (which is a pretty average age for a babysitter, and there’s no reason why she couldn’t have had a side job in a lab at that age), and her and Dirk were around 18 or 19 when they became parents.

Which probably contributed to the fact that they were less than great.