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Tag: Rosemary
alright it’s late but here’s the
awfultwilight crossover I told myself i had to to for the final crossover day of @rosemarymonth
idk i just think kanaya maryam would probably perch on top of weird precariously high objects not even to freak people out, but just bc some weird part of her is thinking “Can’t Swim Can’t Swim Gotta Get High” and anyway rose goes into the kitchen at 3 am for a midnight snack and kanaya is just sleeping on top of the fridge while holding some coconut water
hmm. lesbian
the “trolls lay eggs and briefly raise their young before releasing their toddler sized children out into the fucking wild with no qualms whatsoever” au is my favorite and also its horrible
kanaya maryam, watching several of her progeny stumble into the woods with little baby steps: Farewell Infants May You Find Competent Custodians
rose lalonde, bolting outside: KANAYA NO
Rose installs a giant heat lamp into one of her mansion’s many spare rooms, and Kanaya spends upwards of six hours basking under it. -Gill
kanaya is just a fucking lesbian space crocodile and she does dumb shit 24/7 and probably eats rocks anyway i love her and she’s my favorite troll
(( Kanaya, and other trolls possibly idk, could totally swallow rocks to help grind up food. maybe they’re physically carnivores, but eating plant matter requires that stuff to be ground up in the gut with rocks? the more you know
rose lalonde, looking at a cupcake belonging to her wife: Hey, where did you get those sprinkles? Did you actually go grocery shopping or…?
kanaya maryam, deepthroating a bloody steak: Oh I Got Those From The Garden
rose: ????
kanaya: Theyre Pebbles
rose: ????????
kanaya: Weve Been Married For Years And You Consider Yourself A Xenobiology Enthusiast And Yet You Didnt Know That I Need To Eat Rocks To Aid Digestion ?
it was cute until i realised id drawn another pic with this exact face! you dickhead!Â
Some say she married a god.
both of them are immortal, they’ve been married for 600 years, they’re just as in love as the first time they got together, they plant an entire island full of flowers and name species after each other
Guess what I started reading (:
Cheloneuniverse 