Tag: roronoa zoro

purghhappenings:

Luffy: do you think everyone was Kung fu fighting?

Usopp: s’what the song says isn’t it?

Law: I’ll never say this again but Luffys right. it’s pretty improbable that everyone was Kung fu fighting.

Zoro: i don’t know, maybe they were in a class or somethin?

Sanji: or a fight and everyone just happened to take karate lessons?

Franky: It’s a good theory but preeetttyyy unlikely.

Brook: Maybe it was a class like Zoro said?

Zoro: To break my own point, they’d have to all be professionals, you ever seen a dojo of white belts? Chaos.

Luffy: What about fast as lightning? Think they all knew shave?

Law: Shave is slower than lightning.

Luffy: i get that, but what if you’d never seen lightning just heard it was fast?

Nami: What the fuck are you guys smoking over there?

purghhappenings:

Luffy: Well… I guess they have to die.

Zoro: Alright.

Nami: Luffy, Zoro no. Zoro you’re supposed to be Luffys impulse control.

Zoro: It’s too early to be his impulse control, make Usopp do it.

Usopp: I did it yesterday!

Zoro: Sanji?

Nami: Oh I’ll just do it.

purghhappenings:

Usopp: Oh my god we’re gonna die

Zoro: we’re not going to die.

Usopp: fine. They’re going to kill us!

Sanji: You’re forgetting operation: Luffy.

Law: What is operation: Luffy?

Zoro: It’s always the third option when we’re in situations like these. We can either die, be killed, or inevitably be saved by Luffy coming in and trashing the place.

Law: Operation: Luffy means total chaos and destruction.

Sanji: Usually.

Usopp: So instead of our enemy killing us, Luffy usually does it when he yeets us to safety.

Law: I’m starting to prefer options 1 and 2 the more you all confirm and speak.

Zoro: It’s inevitable. Luffy will save us.

Law in a deadpan: woo

purghhappenings:

Zoro: Id like to not only thank God-

Law: but Jesus-

Robin: and Dragon his actual father.

Nami: Can’t forget about Shanks.

Usopp: His grandpa kinda kept him alive.

Franky: Mountain bandits.

Chopper: His brothers Ace and Sabo!

Brook: Jimbei and Ivan as well.

Sanji: Collectively all of us.

Luffy: EVERYONE! Thank you.

Zoro, Law, Robin, Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Sanji, Brook, Franky: *crying separately and tackling him into a hug* Happy birthday Captain Luffy!