Zoro: Come on sir, the math thing isn’t the problem. This gloomy islands keeping you and Red hair apart. You just need to bone.
Perona: *chuckles nervously*
Mihawk: What did you say?
Perona: dont say it again.
Zoro: I said you two need to bone.
Perona: *whimpers*
Mihawk slowly raising his voice: How… dare you, Roronoa Zoro. I am your mentor!
Mihawk storms off and five minutes later emerges from his room: BONE!
Ten minutes after that Mihawk: What happens in my bedroom is none of your business.
Twenty minutes later: BONE!!?
Forty minutes later Mihawk calmly says: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.
Tag: roronoa zoro
Luffy: Hey. We’re buds right?
Zoro: Of course.
Luffy: Best friends even?
Zoro: …
Luffy: When the cops come, I’m going to need you to cover for me.
*Approaching sirens*
Luffy: And don’t tell my grandpa.
Zoro: Shitty cook!
Sanji: mediocre swordsman!
Zoro: that’s it! MEET ME ON THE DECK!
Nami: the only problem is we need to start a fight for the plan to work…
Zoro looking at a bunch of guys: yo you guys wanna fight?
*fighting breaks out*
Nami: well shit that was easier than I thought.
Luffy: whats a birds favorite language? Portugull.
Usopp: that’s a country.
Luffy: Portuguese.
Zoro: Nice recovery.
Franky: don’t you mean re-dovery?
Law: turkey. How did we forget turkey?
Nami: Usopp why are you in the trash?
Usopp: I’m a piece of garbage.
Zoro walks over and Usopp smiles: take me away Zoro.
Zoro who is too fucking done and use to this, picking him up: hope you can swim still.
Luffy: Zoro! Don’t yeet Usopp off the ship!
Usopp: NO IM THE EMPTY BITCH, YEET ME
Chopper: thanks dad
*Everyone stops and stares at him*
Chopper: what?
Robin: you just called Zoro dad.
Chopper: what no i didn’t.
Sanji: no you most definitely did.
Zoro: Chopper dont worry i take it as a compliment. Do you see me as a father figure?
Chopper: no i more see you as a… bother figure because you’re always bothering me.
Usopp with sarcasm: a plus recovery.
Guys don’t embarrass Chopper like that XD
Everyone gets a turn 😂
that one vine
alternatively, dont give sanji a
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Nami: Why is Usopp laying on the ground crying?
Zoro: He said if he ran and lept at Luffy, Luffy would most definitely catch him.
Nami looking confused while Zoro wheezes from laughing: okay??
Sanji: Luffy just moved slightly to the left while continuing to talk with Law.
Zoro trying to hold back his tears: he didn’t even attempt to catch him!
Zoro bringing something hot out of the oven: ow ow ow ow
Perona: wh-what are you doing?!
Zoro: don’t even say it.. mihawk would be disappointed it hurt me.
Mihawk walking into the room drinking wine: Mihawk would be disappointed you didn’t think to use the oven mits. Sitting. Right. Next. To. You.
Perona: that’s it. You’re banned from the kitchen!
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