Tag: red haired shanks

purghhappenings:

Zoro: Come on sir, the math thing isn’t the problem. This gloomy islands keeping you and Red hair apart. You just need to bone.

Perona: *chuckles nervously*

Mihawk: What did you say?

Perona: dont say it again.

Zoro: I said you two need to bone.

Perona: *whimpers*

Mihawk slowly raising his voice: How… dare you, Roronoa Zoro. I am your mentor!

Mihawk storms off and five minutes later emerges from his room: BONE!

Ten minutes after that Mihawk: What happens in my bedroom is none of your business.

Twenty minutes later: BONE!!?

Forty minutes later Mihawk calmly says: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.

I’ve got a hypothetical for people: if Luffy and Law end up adopting, do you think the kids will turn out as crazy as if they were born to the Monkey line, or will a combination of Law’s influence and the lack of shared genetics mean the insanity dies with Luffy?

asktheaslinredparents:

Benn: Garp and Shanks’ influence indicates that Monkey or not, a crazy parental figure will have an effect. As will the sane one, as I have proved by imparting wisdom to Luffy like “remember to ask out the person you want to date” and “if you can’t punch it, ask yourself why to figure out what to do”

Shanks: Yeah. I mean, Luffy was already like me…but I think Ace and Sabo might have picked up a tendency or two…and somehow Ace got Garp’s narcolepsy. What’s up with that?

Garp: The weirdest part is that I’m fairly sure that hasn’t been genetic…Dragon doesn’t do it, Luffy almost never does it, but Ace does it….weird. And then there’s all the people who compare Luffy to Roger instead of Ace (and are weirdly correct in doing so…)

Rocinante: I’m more concerned about unleashing a kid with Luffy’s recklessness and Law’s plotting abilities on the world.

Kuzan: …Why are we telling horror stories again?