2crublord:

SOLLUX: firtht off i’m blind ath shit without them. thecond off my blue eye ith hellth of motherfucking light thenthitive while my brown one ithn’t, tho i got lentheth that were polarithed to hell and back but not too dark that it would fuck with my brown eye’th vithion. i’ve had the kind thinthe i wath – fuck, i dunno, eight? 

SOLLUX: pluth, leth… acthidenth happen.

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2crublord:

SOLLUX: kk wath in hith phathe of throwing hith middle finger up at any camera that approached him. he’th thlightly leth cringy today but like, not really.

SOLLUX: kk wath unclaimed at that point in time. later we found out he wath a thon of venuth. roman. what a fucking thurprithe, right?

SOLLUX: my dad made me and aa pothe for that picture. everyone thought we were gonna date when we were older becauthe we were thtuck together at the hip. too bad aa turned out to be gay ath shit. (ith that a theme with hadeth kidth or thomething?)