*teaching Coby how to use a gun*
Garp: Coby, you’re having trouble shooting straight
Coby: I’m also having trouble being straight.
Helmeppo and the Marine crew: …
Garp: just shoot the damn gun, Coby
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One piece emoji meme things! 😀
Luffy E2 and Ussop D2 for hoples
Sanji B5 for kungphooey
Gar A4 and Crocodile A1 for suwi
Cavendish A6 for butt-a-palooza
Garp: So, Sengoku, you think Rocinante really thought of Trafalgar Law like a son?
Senggoku: He DIED for him, Garp. Went on a whole quest to save him beforehand too. Seems clear enough to me.
Garp: And…you thought of Rocinante as if he was YOUR son, right?
Sengoku: Where are you going with…?
Garp: Welcome to the “damn it my grandson’s a pirate!” club, buddy!
Garp: Look, you didn’t ask me for my opinion, but I’m old, so I’m giving it anyway.
Garp: (on Ace and Luffy) I raised two perfectly functional grandchildren.
Sengoku: You have two grandchildren I don’t know about?
Garp: You look just like I did at your age.
Dragon: Please don’t say that.
Garp: Alright Coby. I don’t like you and you don’t like me.
Coby: I like you!
Garp: Um. Alright. You like me, but I don’t like you.
Coby: Maybe you would like me if you got to know me.
Sengoku: did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Garp *mouthfull of food*: noooo…
Sengoku: Then what’s that on your pants?
Garp: that’s cocaine
Garp: Regroup, men! Helmeppo, start passing out additional ammo!
Helmeppo: Uh…
Garp: Coby! Pass out the ammo you brought because you knew Helmeppo would forget!
Coby: Already on it, sir!
Garp: *watching Coby train* stick a needle on that kid’s arm, it’s going to go right through him.
Coby: *trying to do jumping jacks*
Garp: look at that, he’s making me cry.
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