Kid (in disguise): A buddy of mine saw Eustass Kid take his shirt off in the shower. He said that Eustass Kid had an 8-pack. That Eustass Kid was shredded.
Law: What? Your friend’s a liar man. Eustass Kid is a punk bitch.
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Corazon: It’s quite a commitment for one so young.
Law: Funny how you don’t feel all that young when there are pretty good odds you’ll die within the year.
Law: Sorry. Awkward trauma.
Robin: Single trauma, or long-term?
Law: Long-term.
Robin: PTSD?
Law: Maybe. Didn’t think it would prove anything to get diagnosed. And anyway, you can’t tell if it’s post-traumatic unless the trauma actually stops at some point.
Corazon: Nothing comes for free, Law.
Law: Yeah, I know.
Corazon: Do you?
Law: I…yeah. Devil Fruit Powers are just a shortcut, I get that. The price is still as high as if you’d done it by hand.
Corazon: If not higher.
Law: If not higher. Extra charge for fast service.
What do Garp and Dragon think about ‘Portgas D. Luffy’ in the Wildfire!Au?
Well, Garp kind ignores it like he ignores everything else in his life that might be problematic to address. Like his son being an international criminal, his go-to nannies being career criminals, and most of his drinking buddies being wanted criminals. Garp will train his recruits and teach them how to spot the real bad guys and also how to act dumb as a brick when their superiors ask how those tricky pirates managed to escape custody. Also Garp will talk your ears off about his “cute little grandsons” and how they “take after their mother and their grandpa!” without actually providing substantial information. So there’s that.
Dragon doesn’t actually learn about where Luffy got to after the Grey Terminal Fire until Sabo runs into Ace and Luffy on his first independent mission. Dragon shows up on the Anarchy looking for his protege and gets smacked in the face by the son he hasn’t laid eyes on since Luffy was two. Riot glares at Dragon and promptly snatches Luffy up because “hell no you deadbeat this is my kid now you had your chance and blew it on the slow motion dissolution of the established social order”. Luffy doesn’t really care about who Dragon is because “he doesn’t need a Dad he has niichan!”
Behind his cowl Dragon looks increasingly more woebegone as Sabo is somewhat forcibly informed that his name is now Portgas D Sabo and “mom had blonde hair trust me it all makes sense”. Still, Luffy is happy and healthy and impressively strong and has a remarkable tendency to walk into any situation only to spark of the fires of revolution. Dragon is actually fine with this. This was the whole point of letting Garp raise Luffy. No one is supposed to know that Dragon has a son.
Somewhere in the afterlife, Portgas D Rouge is laughing at them all because look at her boy go! You tell them off, son! Adopt all the abandoned babies with the Will of D! So in short Garp and Dragon can pout all they like but ASL belong to Riot now, he’s put his name on them and everything.
Wildfire au: does sabotage get his memories back and reunite with his brothers? What’s the trigger?
I’m sorry. I just…
Sabotage.
I love it so much. Best typo ever.
But that aside Sabo will reunite with Ace and Luffy during his first real mission for the Revolutionaries. During which Luffy will be in danger, Ace almost gets killed, and Sabo goes on a berserker rampage to save them both. Then it’s coma time for Sabo, so Ace and Luffy kidnap a Revolutionary. It’s all ASL shenanigans from there on.
the saboxkoala pairing is really cute though, because sabo was being controlled by his family into doing what they wanted him to do and they were going to try and force him into a loveless marriage in order to raise their status and do you know what the kid does?
he runs off and falls in love with a former slave girl, someone who he loves with all his heart and loves him just as much and they’ll never have to worry about what society thinks of the slave marrying the upper class kid because they’re out kicking the ass of anyone that tries to get in the way of both their revolution and their love
SBS 82 says that the reason sabo grew is hair out was to hide his scar and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I NEED MORE SABOALA FLUFF so I drew something
Yes Koala borrows Sabo’s pajama’s pants
idk WHY but i just imagined a whole entire scenario in the shower (as one does) where sabo is like talking to someone and introducing them to ace, and while sabo gestures to ace, ace just rubs his nose vigorously and then his face crinkles up and he sneezes SO hard that flames spew out of him for a brief second. then after the shock of the sneeze settles in his face stays crinkled up and he goes “that one stung more than usual” and the random person stands there like “…mate u literally just had flames? spew out of ur nose?” what a great first impression, thanks for coming to my ted talk
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