Law: What doesn’t kill you emotionally scars you for life and leaves you emotionally unstable and unable to form healthy relationships.
Tag: One Piece
Luffy: (To Law) You know jumping out of a helicopter is dangerous. They say 1 in 5 people don’t even make it to the ground.
Zoro: What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground? Where do they go then?
Law: I’m sorry but you must be a level 5 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.
Law: I’m playing a drinking game. It’s called every time I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Robin: That’s already a game. It’s called alcoholism.
Law: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Sanji: You say ‘you people’ like you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, Law. You’re already on the Christmas card.
Law: What’s the difference between a dumpster and a casket anyway? Both eventually end up with bodies in them.
Luffy: …
Law: …
Luffy: *Sigh.* Who did you kill this time?
Law: I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside, where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Law: Straw Hat-ya, what did you do?
Luffy: Nothing?
*Sounds of screaming and expulsions in the background.*
Luffy: …
Law: ….
Luffy: Nothing anyone can prove.
Law: I don’t need motivational quotes. If I’m going to be motivated it will be by anger and spite.
Nami: (To Law) Oh my god those pants look great. I’d bet they’d look even better on Luffy’s floor.
Luffy: Are you hitting on Torao…for me?
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