Luffy: If I owned a taser, I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself, and that’s why I don’t have a taser.
Law: Do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up,” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.
Zoro: This is what BDSM is for.
Tag: One Piece
Law: I take the R out of pretty.
Law: Pros and Cons of being my friend.
Law: Cons I’m an asshole.
Law: Pros I’m your asshole.
Vergo: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Law: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
Vergo: And M. Danbo was dead at the time?
Law: If not, he was by the time I finished.
Vergo: She had three children, right?
Law: Yes.
Vergo: How many were boys?
Law: None.
Vergo: Were there any girls?
Law: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
Law: *pulls out a photo of Bepo*
Law: Really missing this guy right now.
LATER
Law: To be clear, he’s alive and well, just thousands of miles away for the next couple months.
Usopp: Fuck dude I was like crying.
Chopper: TORAO YOU MUST SPECIFY WHY HE’S MISSED NEXT TIME MY GOODNESS!
Luffy: Oh, cool! You have a bear on your crew, Law.
Law: Yeah, that’s Bepo.
Robin: Luffy, hold on. Bears are bad news, we should remain cautious.
Usopp: Oi, Robin! You know bears only steal picnic baskets in stories right?
Vergo: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Law: Are you qualified to ask that question?
Vergo: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Law: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
Law: The prosecution makes a compelling argument but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
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