Sanji: I think the loser should have some kind of penalty.
Zoro: Hasn’t life already penalized you enough?
[Nami sprays Zoro with a water bottle]
Nami: That’s for being mean.
Zoro: It was worth it.
I’m disaster prone. Every time I do something it has consequences
Luffy: Thanks, Dad!
Red Haired Pirates: …
Luffy: Why is everyone staring at me?
Benn: You just called Shanks “Dad,” you said “Thanks, Dad.”
Luffy: What? No, I didn’t. I said “Thanks, man.”
Shanks: Do you see me as a father figure, Luffy?
Luffy: No, if anything I see you as a BOTHER figure because you’re always BOTHERING me!
Benn: Hey, show your father some respect!
Oh! These are really close, actually! Although I was thinking of giving Robin a sea turtle, and Vivi gets a flock of ducks. As for Merry, she was going to be Usopp’s box animal. Franky’s is going to be a Seahorse, and of course Jimbei gets a whale shark.
Since Zoro was names after a french pirate (Roronoa = l’Ollonais), I have this head canon that in the real world Zoro would have a parent or a grandparent from France, but no one would realise because he would take a lot after his Japanese parent and because of the way he wrote his name in Japanese, everyone assumed that it was Roronoa and he couldn’t be bothered to correct them.
And everyone probably finds this out when Sanji decides to play a prank on Zoro by insulting him in French, thinking that he will get pissed off because he knows that Sanji is insulting him but since he doesn’t understand French Sanji can pass it off as asking if he knew where Nami-swan and Robin-chwan were.
Now imagine he’s and the crew’s reaction when instead of getting frustrated, Zoro bursts out in full French swearwords, insults, the works.
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